WIPE WARMER (ULTRA) UNIVERSAL DISPENSER, NO BROWNING OR Start Price USD 0.01 Current Price USD 0.01 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Thursday, July 03, 2008 End Time Thursday, July 10, 2008 Location Woodhaven, New York See more about 'WIPE WARMER (ULTRA) UNIVERSAL DISPENSER, NO BROWNING OR' Description THE “BABY LOGAN” SALE IS ON!   THAT’S RIGHT!  THE BABY LOGAN SALE IS ON!   SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?   WELL, AS PROMISED, DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS IS BRINGING DOWN ALL THEIR PRICES IN CELEBRATION OF THE COMPANY’S FIRST BORN!   CHEAPER PRICES AND A MYSTERY “LOGAN” FREE GIFT TOO! ANYONE WHO RAISES THEIR AUCTION BY $5 WILL GET A FREE GIFT FROM LOGAN AS WELL AS A “SAVER CODE” FROM DARC BOOKS TO GET A DISCOUNT ON THEIR NEXT PURCHASE! WOOHOO!   We now return you to your regularly scheduled auction, already in progress…       Hey there!  Thanks for taking the time to check out yet another one of DARC BOOKS INK Auctions I know there’s a heck of a lot to read below, but trust me: ALL of your questions will be answered if YOU” READ THE “ENTIRE” LISTING BEFORE BIDDING!!!   PLEASE NOTE: NOTE #1: DARC BOOKS INK SHIPPING covers the item(s) in this auction as well as  ALL additional bonus items (if you earn them)!  So the higher you bid, the more you will get while the shipping stays the same!  & NOTE #2: Canadian and International bidders, please note that shipping for any of my auctions will be $40.00, unless otherwise stated.  This is the international flat fee, involved regardless of what the product is!  Trust me that you’ll be rewarded for the price being asked with random bonus items  & NOTE #3:  Serious bidders only! If you are the winner of the auction, you must pay!  Payment must be made within 3 days of when the auction has closed.  If payment is not received by the third day and there is not at least communication from the winner’s part, the item will be relisted, a dispute will be opened (which alerts eBay), an unpaid strike will be placed on your record, and negative feedback will be posted!     This auction is for (1) ULTRA WIPE WARMER BY "ESPECIALLY FOR BABY" WITH A CHANCE TO WIN EACH OF THE FOLLOWING ADDITIONAL ITEMS AS YOU RAISE YOUR BID!  EACH LEVEL HAS BEEN MARKED AND WILL BE ACTIVATED WHEN YOUR BIDS MAKE IT TO THAT LEVEL.  ONCE AGAIN, THIS AUCTION IS JUST FOR THE “?”... ALL THE FOLLOWING ITEMS BELOW AFTER THIS DESCRIPTION ARE ADD-ONS FOR THE BEST BIDDERS! + Bonus Offers for Autographed DARC BOOKS & other extras!     * This auction is eligible for BONUS items!  Raise your bid and we’ll throw in some cool extras too, even before reaching the additional deals below, at no extra cost in shipping!!! * ALL Bid raises are rewarded! * This item is also eligible for discounts on additional items, see the “I PURCHASED MULTIPLE ITEMS” section below for more details! * Perfect for THOSE TUSHIES THAT YOU JUST DON'T WANT COLD! * Item(s) in Mint Condition and will be very carefully packaged to assure you’re a happy bidder / winner! * Open Case (Not Factory Sealed), but in MINT and NEW Condition * Why Pay $30 in stores when you can get this at our low, low price? * Color: White * No more cold wipes for baby * Viewing window means never running out of wipes again * Universal Dispenser works with ALL wipe brands, Plus locks in moisture! * No browning or drying of wipes! * Built in Changing Light!      BUT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE!!!                   DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS are always the best deals on eBay!  But in case you’re still not sold on bidding by just checking out the image(s), description or low price, here are some fantastic add–on deals that will activate as soon as you hit their bid level / mark…   See, the really cool thing about auctions at DARC BOOKS INK is that we also publish books (poetry, anecdotes, short stories, comedy, etc…)!  And as an incentive to keep our customers happy and to thank them for choosing our auction company as compared to all the others, we also include our books (as well as other goodies) in auctions when bidders raise the bid to certain levels.  If you, the winner, simply raises the auction by a few dollars, there’s a good possibility that you’ll get a little mystery bonus.  But if you raise it to the specified levels below, we’ll send you the mentioned book(s) (wrapped in an additionally beautiful scarf) for free and without the cost of any additional shipping!  DARC BOOKS INK treats all of its customers with a VIP style that will have you coming back to us over and over and over again.  Because not only do you get your item in mint condition, with great service, but then you get great bonuses which are simply fantastic for you to read and enjoy or they can be used as gifts.  The choice is yours and the pleasure is ours.   Feel free to look these books up in any book selling website (bn.com, etc…) or your local book store / web site for more information.  The offers are currently as the following:     SO WAIT.... THERE'S MORE!!! DARC BOOKS BONUS #1:  IF YOU BID $11, YOU’LL ALSO GET…  (1) “TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL” Contains:      Romantic Poetry, Anecdotes, Short Stories, etc… Pages:           150 pages Type:             6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback Includes:       Bonus shawl, can be used as a classy gift wrap for the book if used as a present! Signed?:       Absolutely!  For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for! Value:            Book & Shawl are valued at $20.00 +     BUT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE!!! DARC BOOKS BONUS #2:  IF YOU BID $21, YOU’LL GET:  (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1)  (1) “THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here” Contains:      Short Stories, Humor, Assorted Poetry, etc… Pages:           217 pages Type:             6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback Includes:       Bonus shawl, can be used as a classy gift wrap for the book if used as a present! Signed?:       Absolutely!  For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for! Value:            Book & Shawl are valued at $25.00 +     BUT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE!!! DARC BOOKS BONUS #3:  BID $31...  YOU’LL GET:  (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1 or 2)  (1) “HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT…” Contains:      Adult Jokes, Humorous Short Stories, E-mail Forwards, etc… Pages:           540 pages! Type:             6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperback Includes:       Bonus shawl, can be used as a classy gift wrap for the book if used as a present! Signed?:       Absolutely!  For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for! Value:            Book & Shawl are valued at $35.00 +     BUT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE!!! DARC BOOKS BONUS #4:  BID $63...  YOU’LL GET:  (w/o DARC BOOKS BONUS 1, 2 or 3) (1) “TRUTH, COMEDY & POETRY for ALL” (1) “THE V-FILES: The Truth Is In Here” (1) “HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT…” Contains:      All 3 DARC BOOKS!  ONE SWEET PACKAGE! Pages:           That’s 907 pages in total! Type:             6 x 9, Trade Quality Paperbacks Includes:       3 Bonus Shawls! Signed?:       Absolutely!  For your or whomever you choose to personalize it for! Value:            Book & Shawl are valued at $80.00 + &:                    And, I’ll extend an offer to you to place your very own poem / short story / anecdote into one of my future books, for absolutely free!  Just for being a true DARC BOOKS INK Member!  Now that’s just an amazing offer!  Who else will do that for you on Ebay?     OR: Win Auction @ ANY AMOUNT + Win Our Auction Titled: “ JOKE BOOK 540 pages! Funny & Dirty! By N Vazqueztell ” And You’ll Get Some Cool Extras That Will Be Very Worth Your Time!     < < < < < <   > > > > > >       SO, GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND HAPPY BIDDING! BUT PLEASE READ ON TO FIND THE RESPONSES TO ALL OF YOUR “FAQs” AND ALL OF THE RULES TO MY AUCTION BEFORE BIDDING, ESPECIALLY THOSE BIDDING OUTSIDE OF THE UNITED STATES:   SO DO YOU END AUCTIONS EARLY? No, we do not end auctions early. All our auctions go for the full duration.  That would be unfair to other bidders and to those wonderful people at EBAY!   SO WHAT IS (ARE) THE CONDITION OF THE ITEM(S)? This item(s) comes from a non-smoking, extremely clean and dust free home.  The item was kept in the dark (no sunlight damage), it has never been dropped, has no dents and has no scratches.  The item(s) is (are) in Mint condition and shows minimal use (if otherwise, the condition will be stated in the description. Now, keep in mind that eBay should be a fun place to shop and find great items. I will do everything to make you happy with your auction experience!  And if you’re a 1st time rookie to eBay, I’m willing to work with you and unlike many other auctioneers I will not turn my back on you just because you’re new and have no feedback stars.  However, I ask that you communicate with me prior to the bid ending so that I know that you are interested in not getting a NEGATIVE FEEDBACK for screwing up a transaction that could be completed by someone committed to the item.   WHAT YOU SEE PICTURED IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHALL RECEIVE… So ALL SALES ARE FINAL as all of the information that I have given in this auction is accurate to the best of my knowledge with all of the data that I could find about the product(s).  However, you are free to ask any item related questions during the bid….   SO, HOW CAN I GET IN CONTACT WITH THIS SELLER ABOUT THIS AUCTION? Feel free to ask any questions at ANY time via e-mail at darcmaster@yahoo.com.  Just keep in mind that Monday through Friday, 9 AM to 5 PM, New York time is the best time to contact me for an almost instant answer.  At all other times, please give me 48 hours to contact you right back!   CAN I PICK UP FROM YOU DIRECTLY, AND SKIP THE SHIPPING? No!  I will ship every item.  Unless you just bid on a TV, VCR or other heavy electronic item, this question will not be responded to if asked.   DO YOU SHIP TO UNCONFIRMED ADDRESSES? No!  We will ship only to the address that shows up in your Ebay account when you are a first time customer.  We will however ship, in the future, to other addresses for “gift” or other purposes once you have established your good standing with DARC BOOKS INK by bidding, paying, and completing previous transactions.   WHEN AND HOW DO YOU SHIP? Item will be shipped the Friday after payment is received.  So, by default, any payments made Saturday through Thursday, I’ll ship on that following Friday.  However, I do try to ship ASAP to those who pay within minutes of the transaction’s end (I can’t promise you anything, for sure, but I’ve made plenty bidders happy so far).  Simply put, the quicker the payment, the quicker the shipping!   I myself am a collector who doesn’t like to wait for collectibles, so I will treat you with respect, full sincerity and I will ship to you as soon as possible as long as you’re a great bidder who has great communication and fantastic payment time.  I SHIP EVERY PACKAGE WITH A DELIVERY CONFIRMATION… (as long as the total of the items and the shippings are ABOVE $20) which is traceable through the United States Postal Service website.  And please note that Flat Packages / Envelopes under ¾ of an inch thick can not be traced either, as it is not allowed by the USPS.  Otherwise, I will always put a Delivery Confirmation on every “envelope” and “box” package and I will send you the tracking number, via e-mail, the SAME or NEXT day that I send the package. IF FOR ANY REASON, I DO NOT PLACE A DELIVERY CONFIRMATION ON YOUR PACKAGE, I WILL PERSONALLY LOOK INTO THE MATTER IF THERE IS ANY PROBLEM WITH YOUR DELIVERY AND DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO KEEP YOU A VERY, VERY HAPPY CUSTOMER.   I’M CANADIAN (or other INTERNATIONAL BIDDER)… WHAT SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT DARC BOOKS INK AUCTIONS? IF you are interested in any of my items and live abroad, I’m more than willing to complete a transaction with you as long as you COMPLY WITH THE FOLLOWING, WITHOUT QUESTIONS ASKED:   If you live outside of the US, and you REALLY, REALLY want the item that I am auctioning, please send an e-mail to darcmaster@yahoo.com so that I can open the auction to you once you realize that I will add a • SHIPPING and HANDLING is a $40.00 US FLAT FEE. (Flats or Packages) Please don’t tell me that you didn’t read this after bidding and winning.  If you bid, this is part of the auction… to read the entire listing!  I’m sorry, but with the new rates, I’ve had to raise my shipping rate after several losses.  However, keep in mind that the shipping would obviously be a LOT more than the actual item, which I personally don’t think is fair, and so this is why I didn’t allow international sales prior to 2006.  But due to the popularity of my items in other countries (especially Australia), if a bidder wants it bad enough and is willing to pay for it, I’m willing to ship anywhere! Be assured bidders, that you will get some cool extras if you decide to go for the item internationally.  I haven’t gotten any complaints yet from any international bidders with the extras that I include.   THE SHIPPING SEEMS KIND OF EXPENSIVE.  WHAT’S UP WITH THAT? Well, actually, the shipping includes extremely careful shipping and handling to make sure that your items get to you in perfect condition.  I take pride in every package that I send in making sure that every item gets to every bidder in the best condition possible.  Not to mention, the shipping also includes the shipping for ALL bonus items acquired during the auction to those awesome high bidders!  And trust me, if you look at all of my feedback, you’ll notice that not one complaint has ever come in about the shipping as every item makes it in mint condition and the bonus items are always fantastic!  Hec, raise your bid just a little, and you’ll never know what additional mystery items I’ll include just for being a great bidder!   I PURCHASED MULTIPLE ITEMS.  CAN YOU COMBINE MY SHIPPING? NO.  Currently our system does not support combined shipping.   I will however give you $2 off the shipping of each additional shipping as long as you mention coupon code “DARC DOUBLE” when you bid on and win more than one item, for as many items as you bid and win on.  That’s not a bad deal, is it? Remember, coupon code: “DARC DOUBLE”   WHEN IS PAYMENT EXPECTED? Within 3 business days of auction’s end.  Payment can be made in the following 2 methods only:   HOW CAN I MAKE MY PAYMENT ONCE I’VE WON THE ITEM? • PAYPAL (definitely quick & PREFERRED) (MasterCard, Visa, Discover, or American Express). • MONEY ORDER (definitely OK... but you must understand that the transaction will take longer) However PERSONAL CHECKS ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTED—SORRY, check lovers!  One always ends up ruining it for the others. If for any reason you can NOT pay within those 3 days, please e-mail me to let me know the status of the payment.  After 7 business days, if I have not received any contact or payment, you WILL BE REPORTED to EBAY and then you will have to deal with those wonderful big shots at EBAY (I love those guys!).   WHAT’S THE INSURANCE ALL ABOUT? I make sure that every item (and every bonus item) is securely set within the package, whether it’s a DVD, a book or a laptop.  And I also DELIVERY CONFIRM (As mentioned above) nearly every item.  SO please, understand that the $1 is not only recommended, it’s obligatory!  If you bid on the item, whether you read this or not, you have signed a contract and so do not ask about the Insurance and whether or not it can be removed.  IT WILL NOT BE REMOVED!  My prices are super low to begin with.  And I simply want to make sure that every item that I send out is secure, that each item can be tracked down in case of loss, that all deliveries are made and that all parties involved are happy with the transaction.  Once again:  INSURANCE IS NOT OPTIONAL! However, depending if the item is under $10 and up in total (not including the shipping), and it is a box (not a flat), you may have your insurance dollar used to send an accompanying, awesome, heavy duty, metal / rubber promo pen that is well worth THREE TIMES what you paid in insurance.   SO WHAT IS YOUR OUTLOOK ON FEEDBACK? I used to give feedback as soon as the item was paid for.  But because eBay is plagued with uncommunicative (communication is good for both sellers and buyers), forgetful (please don’t forget that feedback is as important to the dynamics of eBay as payment), and unhappy bidders (they won’t look at the details or ask questions and then complain about not knowing certain details), DARC BOOKS INK has cut the feedback to only those who leave feedback first.  The issues of the few, outweigh the good in the process of feedback, and so we have decided to make feedback available to winners once they have placed their feedback to us.  Sorry for the inconvenience, but keep in mind that POSITIVE FEEDBACK will only get you POSITIVE FEEDBACK right away!  We keep all of my buyers very happy!  Especially our high bidders and even my last minute snipers as we’ll usually add a little bonus item of some kind, as long as you bid higher than that penny.  And we’ll ship as soon as possible, making sure that we do deserve every Positive FB received.  So please have the courtesy of placing great feedback, or we will nag you, and nag you, and nag you until we either finally get it or three months has passed.  After that, the transaction is void for feedbacks.   CAN YOU SEND ME THE ORIGINAL (LARGER SIZE) PHOTOS OF THE ITEM? Sure. Just ask.  Not a problem.  Just contact me from your regular e-mail, not the ebay e-mail (because pictures can not be forwarded through ebay email) so that I can forward the picture as an attachment.       I HAVE NOT RECEIVED AN INVOICE FOR THE ITEM?  WHAT’S GOING ON? After each of our auctions close, eBay will automatically send an email to the winning bidder. At times, spam guards may prevent that email from reaching you, please make sure your email filters are not blocking these messages from eBay. You may also check out through your "my eBay" within your own account. Another option for paying for the item is logging into this completed auction as the winner. Links will appear at the top of the auction for this purpose.   WHAT IS THE BEST OFFER THAT DARC BOOKS INK CAN EXTEND TO ME? ATTENTION AUTHORS, WRITERS, AND OTHER CREATIVE TYPES!  We have a one of a kind offer for you if you’re an ultra high bidder!  Anyone who purchases, or wins due to very high bidding, all three books, will have the opportunity to PUBLISH work of their own in one of my next two book projects!  That’s right!  If you’re someone who has wanted to publish a page or two of their own work, I would be more than glad to publish you (pending approval and yes, you retain all rights to your work) just as a “thank you” for believing in my work and owning all of my books.  Heck, pick up a copy at your local Barnes and Noble, and you’ll see what I’m talking about as each book has a fourth chapter with fans who have gone into this deal and come out damn happy.  Trust me, there’s nothing like seeing your work published!   WELL, THAT’S IT.  THAT’S THE WHOLE THING… NOW THAT YOU’VE READ ALL OF THIS INFORMATION, FEEL FREE TO BID AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN MY DARC BOOKS AUCTION(S).   AND REMEMBER: THERE ARE NO AUCTIONS ON EBAY LIKE DARC BOOKS AUCTIONS... BECAUSE THE HIGHER YOU BID, THE MORE YOU’LL GET!!!   BUT… IF YOU STILL HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, and/or SUGGESTIONS… Send an email to darcmaster@yahoo.com , darcmaster@tmail.com , or to my ebay e-mail.  I check them often.  And when you e-mail me, please use the name of the item in question as your subject line followed by the word “Inquiry” so that I know it’s not a SPAM message.  Deciding whether an email is Spam or not slows down the process of replying to inquiries, so please follow the rule to get a rapid response.  Otherwise the question will be deleted.       FINAL NOTE: I WILL (ONLY) SHIP ON FRIDAYS AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID BY THURSDAY 4PM, NEW YORK CITY TIME.       PLEASE VISIT OUR VERY 1st WEB SPONSOR @: http://faircloughconsultingservices.com/             http://ybientertainmentmusicgroup.com/ Place a Bid!